The First Annual JoeMama Movie Awards
Hello and welcome to the First Annual JoeMama Movie Awards, where we honor the best in cinema in 2023 as voted on by you, the fans!
After weeks of voting the votes have been tallied and it's time to reveal who will win the coveted JoeMama Movie Statuette!
The nominees are...
Alyssa Sutherland for Evil Dead Rise
Dave Bautista for Knock at the Cabin
Ezequiel Rodriguez for When Evil Lurks
Jenna Ortega for Scream VI
Kaitlyn Dever for No One Will Save You
Melissa Barrera for Scream VI
Nicolas Cage for Renfield
Russell Crowe for The Pope's Exorcist
Tobin Bell for Saw X
And the JoeMama goes to...
Next is the award for Outstanding Performance in a Dramatic Movie.
The nominees are...
Annette Bening for Nyad
Bradley Cooper for Maestro
Cillian Murphy for Oppenheimer
Greta Lee for Past Lives
Joaquin Phoenix for Beau is Afraid
Leonardo DiCaprio for Killers of the Flower Moon
Lily Gladstone for Killers of the Flower Moon
Natalie Portman for May December
Paul Giamatti for The Holdovers
Sandra Huller for Anatomy of a Fall
And the JoeMama goes to...
Next is the award for Outstanding Performance in a Comedic Movie.
And the nominees are...
Ashley Park for Joy Ride
Emma Stone for Poor Things
Jeffrey Wright for American Fiction
Jennifer Lawrence for No Hard Feelings
Margot Robbie for Barbie
Mark Hamill for The Machine
Nicolas Cage for Dream Scenario
Timothee Chalamet for Wonka
Toni Collette for Mafia Mamma
Will Ferrell for Strays
And the JoeMama goes to...
Now it's time for the award for Outstanding Performance in an Action Movie.
And the nominees are...
Chris Pratt for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
Denzel Washington for The Equalizer 3
Hidetaka Yoshioka for Godzilla: Minus One
Jim Caviezel for Sound of Freedom
Keanu Reeves for John Wick Chapter 4
Michael B. Jordan for Creed III
Michelle Rodriguez for Fast X
Rachel Zegler for The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes
Tom Cruise for Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One
Vin Diesel for Fast X
And the JoeMama goes to...
Chris Pratt!
Time for the Best Horror Film of the year.
The nominees are...
Evil Dead Rise
ME3AN
No One Will Save You
Saw X
Scream VI
Skinamarink
Talk to Me
Thanksgiving
Totally Killer
When Evil Lurks
And the JoeMama goes to...
Now for the Best Comedy Film of the year.
The nominees are...
Air
American Fiction
Asteroid City
Barbie
Cocaine Bear
Dream Scenario
No Hard Feelings
Poor Things
The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Wonka
And the JoeMama goes to...
Barbie!
Now for the Best Dramatic Film of the year.
The nominees are...
Anatomy of a Fall
Beau is Afraid
The Color Purple
The Holdovers
The Iron Claw
Killers of the Flower Moon
Maestro
Oppenheimer
Past Lives
The Zone of Interest
And the JoeMama goes to...
Now for the Best Action Film of the year.
The nominees are...
Creed III
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
Fast X
Godzilla: Minus One
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes
John Wick Chapter 4
Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One
Sound of Freedom
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
And the JoeMama goes to...
Now I'll announce the winner for the Outstanding Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role.
The nominees are...
America Ferrera for Barbie
Da'Vine Joy Randolph for The Holdovers
Danielle Brooks for The Color Purple
Emily Blunt for Oppenheimer
Jodie Foster for Nyad
Julianne Moore for May December
Rosamund Pike for Saltburn
Scarlett Johansson for Astroid City
Taraji P. Henson for The Color Purple
Viola Davis for Air
And the JoeMama goes to...
Now for the award for Outstanding Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role.
The nominees are...
Ben Affleck for Air
Charles Melton for May December
Dominic Sessa for The Holdovers
Jacob Elordi for Saltburn
Jeremy Allen White for The Iron Claw
Mark Ruffalo for Poor Things
Robert De Niro for Killers of the Flower Moon
Robert Downey Jr. for Oppenheimer
Ryan Gosling for Barbie
Willem Dafoe for Poor Things
And the JoeMama goes to...
Now for Outstanding Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role.
The nominees are...
Alyssa Sutherland for Evil Dead Rise
Annette Bening for Nyad
Carey Mulligan for Maestro
Emma Stone for Poor Things
Fantasia Barrino for The Color Purple
Greta Lee for Poor Things
Lily Gladstone for Killers of the Flower Moon
Margot Robbie for Barbie
Natalie Portman for May December
Sandra Huller for Anatomy of a Fall
And the JoeMama goes to...
Now for the Outstanding Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role.
The nominees are...
Barry Keoghan for Saltburn
Bradley Cooper for Maestro
Cillian Murphy for Oppenheimer
Jeffrey Wright for American Fiction
Joaquin Phoenix for Beau is Afraid
Leonardo DiCaprio for Killers of the Flower Moon
Matt Damon for Air
Nicolas Cage for Dream Scenario
Paul Giamatti for The Holdovers
Zac Efron for The Iron Claw
And the JoeMama goes to...
Cillian Murphy!
And now for the final award for the night - Best Picture of the Year.
The nominees are...
Air
American Fiction
Anatomy of a Fall
Asteroid City
Barbie
Beau is Afraid
The Color Purple
Dream Scenario
Godzilla: Minus One
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
The Holdovers
The Iron Claw
John Wick Chapter 4
Killers of the Flower Moon
Maestro
May December
Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One
Nyad
Oppenheimer
Past Lives
Poor Things
Saltburn
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
When Evil Lurks
The Zone of Interest
And the JoeMama goes to...
Congratulations to all the winners! You'll receive absolutely nothing, but it's just an honor to be nominated and win, right?
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