JoeMama's Movie Reviews

The Walking Dead Characters:  Heath "The Walking Dead" will enter its seventh season on October 23, and after leaving on a massive cliffhanger, excitement and anticipation are at all time highs.  For the next few days I will be posting articles about the main characters you will see in the upcoming season, from faces we've seen since the first season to ones we'll be introduced to once season seven begins.     **THERE WILL BE SHOW AND COMIC SPOILERS!** You have been warned.  If you want to keep reading, do so in knowing that I will be divulging comic book and television show spoilers.  Information was derived from personal comic book readings, show watching, The Walking Dead wiki and imdb.com.     **SERIOUSLY, SPOILERS WILL ABOUND  FROM HERE ON OUT**     Heath: The Comics In the comics, Heath was one of the original Alexandrian residents, and served as a supply runner.  He ca...

The Walking Dead Characters: Tobin "The Walking Dead" will enter its seventh season on October 23, and after leaving on a massive cliffhanger, excitement and anticipation are at all time highs.  For the next few days I will be posting articles about the main characters you will see in the upcoming season, from faces we've seen since the first season to ones we'll be introduced to once season seven begins.     **THERE WILL BE SHOW AND COMIC SPOILERS!** You have been warned.  If you want to keep reading, do so in knowing that I will be divulging comic book and television show spoilers.  Information was derived from personal comic book readings, show watching, The Walking Dead wiki and imdb.com.     **SERIOUSLY, SPOILERS WILL ABOUND  FROM HERE ON OUT**     Tobin: The Comics In the comics, Tobin was one of the original Alexandrian citizens, and worked at a desalination plant before the apoc...

The Walking Dead Characters:  Eric Raleigh "The Walking Dead" will enter its seventh season on October 23, and after leaving on a massive cliffhanger, excitement and anticipation are at all time highs.  For the next few days I will be posting articles about the main characters you will see in the upcoming season, from faces we've seen since the first season to ones we'll be introduced to once season seven begins.     **THERE WILL BE SHOW AND COMIC SPOILERS!** You have been warned.  If you want to keep reading, do so in knowing that I will be divulging comic book and television show spoilers.  Information was derived from personal comic book readings, show watching, The Walking Dead wiki and imdb.com.     **SERIOUSLY, SPOILERS WILL ABOUND  FROM HERE ON OUT** Eric: The Comics  Eric was one of the original members of Alexandria, along with his boyfriend Aaron.  They're the recruiters ...

The Walking Dead Characters: Gregory "The Walking Dead" will enter its seventh season on October 23, and after leaving on a massive cliffhanger, excitement and anticipation are at all time highs.  For the next few days I will be posting articles about the main characters you will see in the upcoming season, from faces we've seen since the first season to ones we'll be introduced to once season seven begins.   **THERE WILL BE SHOW AND COMIC SPOILERS!** You have been warned.  If you want to keep reading, do so in knowing that I will be divulging comic book and television show spoilers.  Information was derived from personal comic book readings, show watching, The Walking Dead wiki and imdb.com.     **SERIOUSLY, SPOILERS WILL ABOUND  FROM HERE ON OUT** Gregory: The Comics Gregory is the vain, self-absorbed leader of the Hilltop Colony who often forgets peoples' names and is cowardly, but refuses to believe it....

The Walking Dead Characters:  Olivia "The Walking Dead" will enter its seventh season on October 23, and after leaving on a massive cliffhanger, excitement and anticipation are at all time highs.  For the next few days I will be posting articles about the main characters you will see in the upcoming season, from faces we've seen since the first season to ones we'll be introduced to once season seven begins.   **THERE WILL BE SHOW AND COMIC SPOILERS!** You have been warned.  If you want to keep reading, do so in knowing that I will be divulging comic book and television show spoilers.  Information was derived from personal comic book readings, show watching, The Walking Dead wiki and imdb.com.     **SERIOUSLY, SPOILERS WILL ABOUND  FROM HERE ON OUT**     Olivia: The Comics  In the comics, Olivia was one of the original Alexandria residents, and is in charge of inventory control especi...

The Walking Dead Characters:  Kingdom Soldier "The Walking Dead" will enter its seventh season on October 23, and after leaving on a massive cliffhanger, excitement and anticipation are at all time highs.  For the next few days I will be posting articles about the main characters you will see in the upcoming season, from faces we've seen since the first season to ones we'll be introduced to once season seven begins.   **THERE WILL BE SHOW AND COMIC SPOILERS!** You have been warned.  If you want to keep reading, do so in knowing that I will be divulging comic book and television show spoilers.  Information was derived from personal comic book readings, show watching, The Walking Dead wiki and imdb.com.     **SERIOUSLY, SPOILERS WILL ABOUND  FROM HERE ON OUT**       The Character: Kingdom Soldier The first character is commonly just known as "Kingdom Soldier," since he's only appeared in two ...

400 Days Starring Brandon Routh, Caity Lotz, Ben Feldman, Dane Cook Directed by Matt Osterman The Story: Theo Cooper (Brandon Routh), Emily McTier (Caity Lotz), Bug Kieslowski (Ben Feldman) and Cole Dvorak (Dane Cook) are enlisted to participate in a government experiment: live in an underground bunker for 400 days to test the long-term effects of space travel.  As the days drag on, the astronauts experience hallucinations, fights, and other psychological effects that threaten their sanity.  When a stranger appears in the bunker with them, they discover another hatch to the outside world, and decide to investigate.  What they find isn't what they expected, but is it all a hallucination? The Synopsis: SyFy does it again with one of their original films, but at least with this one they found a more popular cast and spent more to not make effects so terrible, but it's still an awful movie that doesn't make sense, give us crudely drawn characters, and supplies ...

The Magnificent Seven Starring Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt, Peter Sarsgaard, Ethan Hawke Directed by Antoine Fuqua The Story: In the wild west, corrupt industrialist Bartholomew Bogue (Peter Sarsgaard) travels from town to town, claiming their land and taking their gold.  When he arrives at Rose Creek, he finds resistance in Emma Cullen (Haley Bennett), who won't abandon her town without a fight.  She goes out and finds bounty hunter Sam Chisolm (Denzel Washington), who agrees to take back her town from Bogue for a price.  He enlists gambler Josh Farraday (Chris Pratt), sharpshooter Goodnight Robicheaux (Ethan Hawke), tracker Jack Horne (Vincent D'Onofrio), assassin Billy Rocks (Byung-hun Lee), Mexican outlaw Vasquez (Manuel Garcia-Rulfo) and Comanche warrior Red Harvest (Martin Sensmeier) to rally what's left of the town to bring Bogue's tyranny to an end.  However, it's much more complicated than it sounds, and time is running out for the small town ...

Summer Wars Starring Ryunosuke Kamiki, Nanami Sakuraba, Mitsuki Tanimura, Takahiro Yokokawa Directed by Mamoru Hosoda The Story: Kenji Koiso (Ryunosuke Kamiki) is a math wiz and also works as a moderator for OZ - a computer-simulated virtual reality world that is basically the center for everything: commerce, public services, banking, communications, everything.  He goes on a trip with his crush Natsuki Shinohara (Nanami Sakuraba) to her family home to celebrate her great-grandmother's 90th birthday, and while he's there he receives a strange text with a long mathematical code which Kenji breaks, unwittingly unleashing Love Machine - an artificial intelligence program that wreaks havoc in OZ, causing major worldwide consequences. Kenji, Natsuki and her family work together to overcome the artificial intelligence and try to restore balance to the world, all the while facing an imminent threat caused by Love Machine that could bring about the deaths of thousands of ...

Snowden Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Shailene Woodley, Melissa Leo, Zachary Quinto Directed by Oliver Stone The Story: Edward Snowden (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is a man who's seen as either one of America's greatest heroes, or one of America's greatest traitors.  As a young computer genius, Snowden gained high-profile jobs at the CIA and the NSA, where he discovered that the government was spying on average American citizens, and decided he couldn't be silent about it and leaked the information to The Guardian newspaper, resulting in his self-imposed exile from the U.S. and being separated from the love of his life, Lindsay (Shailene Woodley). The Synopsis: Oliver Stone has been one of the most prolific and controversial directors of our time.  From great classics like "JFK," "Born on the Fourth of July" and "The Doors," Stone has shown a passion for directing bio-pictures of controversial historical events and people.  Lately...

The Divergent Series: Allegiant Starring Shailene Woodley, Theo James, Miles Teller, Ansel Elgort Directed by Robert Schwentke The Story: After the events of "Insurgent," the citizens of Chicago find themselves still stuck behind the wall, now being commanded by Evelyn (Naomi Watts), who wants to bring to justice those who oppressed them.  Meanwhile, Tris (Shailene Woodley) and Four (Theo James) are planning on leaving the city to see what else lies beyond, and travels with Peter (Miles Teller), Caleb (Ansel Elgort), Christina (Zoe Kravitz) and Tori (Maggie Q) to scale the wall and see what lies on the other side. They discover that the world has been pretty much destroyed, but then finds a cloaked city known as the Bureau of Genetic Warfare, led by the mysterious David (Jeff Daniels), who have been watching the citizens of Chicago for years.  They've split people into pure and damaged, and Tris is the only really pure person in the world.  Tris uses this in...

The Girl Who Leapt Through Time Starring Riisa Naka, Takuya Ishida, Mitsutaka Itakura, Ayami Kakiuchi Directed by Mamoru Hosoda The Story: Makoto (Riisa Naka), Chiaki (Takuya Ishida) and Kousuke (Mitsutaka Itakura) are friends in high school who spend time playing baseball and discussing plans for summer.  Makoto is a free spirit, someone who doesn't have a clue what she wants to do with her life, and lives a rather carefree lifestyle.  That is, until she stumbles upon a strange person in a science lab and finds a mysterious item, and when she rides home she is hit by a train and dies, but instead of dying she's magically teleported back in time.  Having a new lease on life, Makoto uses her new time travel abilities to help her friends in the most mundane things, as well as try to create a perfect present for herself.  However, as the leaps begin to wind down, can she prevent a tragic event from happening, or will it be too late? The Synopsis: Mamoru H...

Hardcore Henry Starring Sharlto Copley, Danila Kozlovsky, Haley Bennett, Tim Roth Directed by Ilya Naishuller The Story: Henry is a half-man, half-cyborg soldier who suffers from amnesia, and when he wakes up he's being fixed by his wife Estelle (Haley Bennett), before the compound is infiltrated by evil telekinetic mastermind Akan (Danila Kozlovsky), who is breeding the super soldiers for an eventual war.  Henry escapes, but Estelle is kidnapped, and he meets Jimmy (Sharlto Copley), who seems to know Henry and what he is.  He helps Henry battle through hordes of Akan's men to get to his wife. The Synopsis: Russian action film "Hardcore Henry" is the first full-length film shot entirely from a first person point-of-view, by using a mounted GoPro Hero3 Black Edition camera.  It's unique in the style, and the action and stunts were truly amazing, but there was no real story.  However, for a film like this, there really isn't a story needed.  It se...

Worst2First:  My Top Ten Favorite Found Footage Films In horror there's several subgenres: vampires, zombies, monsters, psychological thrillers, serial killers, torture porn, etc.  One of those subgenres is found footage, which is almost entirely filmed as if it were found by a third party not involved in the events taking place on screen, and often seen through the eyes of the characters involved. One of the most well-known found footage films is "The Blair Witch Project," and now they're releasing a remake of the 1999 classic, and in honor of this I came up with my Top Ten Found Footage Films, Worst2First. **There will be no spoilers.** #10 Europa Report There's not many found footage films that take place in space, but "Europa Report" is one of the best (better than "Apollo 18").  The movie focuses on a crew of scientists who travel to Jupiter's moon Europa in search of water and possible life, and what they disco...