Sharknado 2: The Second One

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Sharknado 2: The Second One
Starring Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, Vivica A. Fox, Mark McGrath
Directed by Anthony Ferrante

Synopsis:
While heading to New York to visit family, Finn (Ian Ziering) and April (Tara Reid) are thrown in the middle of a storm - a sharknado storm - as two sharknadoes converge on the Big Apple, it's up to them to save the city.

Review:
I enter the DVD into the player.
Me to my brain: "Brain, take the next hour or so off.  Enjoy yourself."
Brain: "Alright." Turns off.
Turns on movie.
Me: "Ha ha ha.  Kelly Osbourne.  Ha ha ha.  Matt Lauer and Al Roker!  Ha ha ha, sharks in tornadoes!  Ha ha ha, Kelly and Michael!  Ha ha ha Vivica A. Fox with a sword!  Ha ha ha, chainsaw!"

Summary:
Turn your brain off, for this is about as mindless as you can imagine.

My Rating: C

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