Parasitic

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Parasitic
Starring Camille Balsamo, Amanda Beck, Carrie Carnes, Miguel de la Rosa
Directed by Tim Martin

Synopsis:
An alien parasite has crashed in the ocean and infected the fish.  One of these fish is delivered to a bar before it closes, and turns the manager into a host for the creature.  Since this person is the only one with keys, and since the doors are locked, no one can get out and they become prey for the parasite, who needs humans to host its spawn.

Review:
Alien parasite.  Invading a bar.  For some reason they can't just break down the door, use a window or use any other easy way to get out.  Instead they seem resigned to their fate, not really caring what happens as they run around haplessly.  I've seen several B-rated films, and this one ranks near the bottom.  Not only is the story completely stupid, but the acting is even worse.  A completely ridiculous outing from start to finish.

Summary:
Forget this film even exists.

My Rating: D-

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