The Second Annual Not-JoeMama Movie Awards

 Hello and welcome to the Second Annual Not-JoeMama Movie Awards, where we "honor" the worst in cinema in 2024 as voted on by you, the fans!

After weeks of voting the votes have been tallied and it's time to reveal who will win the not-so-coveted Not-JoeMama Movie Statuette!

First up is the Worst Horror Performance The nominees are... DeWanda Wise (Imaginary)
Harriet Slater (Tarot)
John Cho (AfrAId)
Josh Hartnett (Trap)
Kerry Condon (Night Swim)
Madelaine Petsch (The Strangers: Chapter 1)
Simon Phillips (The Mouse Trap)
Wyatt Russell (Night Swim)
Russell Crowe (The Exorcism)
Sydney Sweeney (Immaculate)









And the "winner" is...

Madelaine Petsch for The Strangers: Chapter 1



















Next up is the Worst Drama Performance

The nominees are:

Adam Driver (Mealopolis)
Bill Skarsgard (The Crow)

Blake Lively (It Ends With Us)
FKA twigs (The Crow)
Hero Fiennes Tiffin (After Everything)
Joaquin Phoenix (Joker: Folie a Deux)
Jon Voight (Megalopolis)
Kelly Rowland (Mea Culpa)
Kingsley Ben-Adir (Bob Marley: One Love)
Lady Gaga (Joker: Folie a Deux)









And the "winner" is...

Blake Lively for It Ends With Us



















Now for the Worst Performance in a Comedy Movie

The nominees are...
Angourie Rice (Mean Girls)
Bette Midler (The Fabulous Four)
Chris Pratt (The Garfield Movie)
Jack Black (Dear Santa)
Jerry Seinfeld (Unfrosted)
John Cena (Ricky Stanicky)
Nicole Kidman (A Family Affair)
Ryan Reynolds (IF)
Susan Sarandon (The Fabulous Four)
Zachary Levi (Harold and the Purple Crayon)









And the "winner" is...

Jack Black for Dear Santa

Now for the Worst Performance in an Action Movie

The nominees are...

Aaron Taylor Johnson (Kraven the Hunter)
Ariana DeBose (Kraven the Hunter)
Bill Skarsgard (The Crow)
Bryce Dallas Howard (Argylle)
Cate Blanchett (Borderlands)
Chris Evans (Red One)
Dakota Johnson (Madame Web)
Dwayne Johnson (Red One)
Jennifer Lopez (Atlas)
Kevin Hart (Lift)









And the "winner" is...

Dakota Johnson for Madame Web



















Now for the Worst Horror Movie

The nominees are...

AfrAId
The Exorcism
Founder’s Day
Imaginary
The Mouse Trap
Night Swim
Salem’s Lot
The Strangers: Chapter 1
Tarot
Y2K











And the "winner" is...

The Strangers: Chapter 1



















The nominees for Worst Drama Movie are...

After Everything
Back to Black
Bob Marley: One Love
Don’t Move
Freud’s Last Session
The Front Room
It Ends With Us
Joker: Folie a Deux
Mea Culpa
Megalopolis









And the "winner" is...

Joker: Folie a Deux



















The nominees for Worst Comedic Movie are...

The Book of Clarence
Dear Santa
The Fabulous Four
A Family Affair
The Garfield Movie
Mean Girls
IF
Players
Ricky Stanicky
Unfrosted









And the "winner" is...

Mean Girls



















The nominees for Worst Action Movie are...

Argylle
Atlas
Borderlands
The Crow
Damsel
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
Kraven the Hunter
Madame Web
Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver
Red One









And the "winner" is...

Borderlands




















The nominees for Worst Supporting Actress are...

Amy Schumer (Unfrosted)
Ariana DeBose (Kraven the Hunter)
Bette Midler (The Fabulous Four)
Emma Roberts (Madame Web)
FKA twigs (The Crow)
Isabela Merced (Madame Web)
Jamie Lee Curtis (Borderlands)
Melissa McCarthy (Unfrosted)
Sheryl Lee Ralph (The Fabulous Four)
Sydney Sweeney (Madame Web)











And the "winner" is...

Amy Schumer for Unfrosted



















The nominees for Worst Supporting Actor are...

Adam Scott (Madame Web)
Brendan Gleeson (Joker: Folie a Deux)
Chris Evans (Red One)
Jacob Batalon (Tarot)
Jack Black (Borderlands)
Jon Voight (Megalopolis)
Kevin Hart (Borderlands)
Russell Crowe (Kraven the Hunter)
Tahar Rahim (Madame Web)
Trevante Rhodes (Mea Culpa)









And the "winner" is...

Jack Black for Borderlands



















The nominees for Worst Actress are...

Bryce Dallas Howard (Argylle)
Cate Blanchett (Borderlands)
Dakota Johnson (Madame Web)
Jennifer Lopez (Atlas)
Karla Sofia Gascon (Emilia Perez)
Kelly Rowland (Mea Culpa)
Lady Gaga (Joker: Folie a Deux)
Rachel Zegler (Y2K)
Susan Sarandon (The Fabulous Four)
Millie Bobby Brown (Damsel)









And the "winner" is...

Lady Gaga for Joker: Folie a Deux


















The nominees for Worst Actor are...

Aaron Taylor Johnson (Kraven The Hunter)
Adam Driver (Mealopolis)
Bill Skarsgard (The Crow)
Jack Black (Dear Santa)
Jerry Seinfeld (Unfrosted)
Joaquin Phoenix (Joker: Folie a Deux)
John Cho (AfrAId)
Kevin Hart (Lift)
Wyatt Russell (Night Swim)
Zachary Levi (Harold and the Purple Crayon)









And the "winner" is...

Joaquin Phoenix for Joker: Folie a Deux

















And finally, the nominees for Worst Picture are...

AfrAId
Atlas
Borderlands
Dear Santa
The Fabulous Four
Joker: Folie a Deux
Madame Web
The Mouse Trap
Tarot
Unfrosted









And the "winner" is...

Madame Web














Thank you all who participated! See you next year!