Jack Frost

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Jack Frost
Starring  Scott MacDonald, Christopher Allport, Stephen Mendel, F. William Parker
Directed by Michael Cooney

Synopsis:
Serial killer Jack Frost (Scott MacDonald) is on his way to the electric chair when a freak car accident with another vehicle holding a mysterious new serum turns him into a living snowman.  With a new lease on life, he sets out to get revenge on Sheriff Sam (Christopher Allport), who put him in prison.  He unleashes a snowman's carnage on Sam's town, gleefully killing several citizens in order to reach his grand prize.

Review:
I don't think anyone could take this film seriously.  It's impossible.  You can't expect to fully believe that a serial killer can turn into a snowman and kill people.  Even the actors don't take it seriously, which is what makes it fun.  There's 0% horror, 100% comedy.

It's a good film to see when you don't want to think about life, and it's a good escape from it.  Other than that, it's totally horrible.  The acting sucks, the effects are laughable.  However, like I said earlier, you're not to take the film too seriously.

Plus it was Shannon Elizabeth's first role.  So, it's got that going for it.

Summary:
Sit back, turn off your mind, and have a good time!

My Rating: D+

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