Bloody Birthday

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Bloody Birthday
Starring Lori Lethin, Melinda Cordell, Julie Brown, K.C. Martel
Directed by Ed Hunt

Synopsis:
In 1970, during an eclipse, three children were born.  Ten years later, those same kids go on a killing spree in their hometown, killing without remorse, and getting away with it because...who would expect three ten year old kids?

Review:
The 80s.  An amazing decade for cheesy horror.  Never to be taken seriously, it delivers a rip-roaring good time.  "Bloody Birthday" is no exception, as it never takes a single minute seriously.  What other movie has three young kids brutally killing people?  Wouldn't happen nowadays. 

The acting is horrible.  The story doesn't make sense (why would they start killing on their 10th birthday?), and the characters do the stupidest things.  After the "main girl" almost gets run down by the pint sized horrors, she goes back home to do homework because, you know, school is important.  When her little brother gets locked inside a refrigerator and left to die, he escapes and literally just punches the kid out.  They do such stupid things its literally hilarious.

Summary:
Classic, cheesy 80s horror flick to see when you're bored, and knowing you won't expect anything excellent.

My Rating: B-

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