JoeMama's Movie Reviews

 Hello and welcome to the Second Annual Not-JoeMama Movie Awards, where we "honor" the worst in cinema in 2024 as voted on by you, the fans! After weeks of voting the votes have been tallied and it's time to reveal who will win the not-so-coveted Not-JoeMama Movie Statuette! First up is the Worst Horror Performance The nominees are... DeWanda Wise (Imaginary) Harriet Slater (Tarot) John Cho (AfrAId) Josh Hartnett (Trap) Kerry Condon (Night Swim) Madelaine Petsch (The Strangers: Chapter 1) Simon Phillips (The Mouse Trap) Wyatt Russell (Night Swim) Russell Crowe (The Exorcism) Sydney Sweeney (Immaculate) And the "winner" is... Madelaine Petsch for The Strangers: Chapter 1 Next up is the Worst Drama Performance The nominees are: Adam Driver (Mealopolis) Bill Skarsgard (The Crow) Blake Lively (It Ends With Us) FKA twigs (The Crow) Hero Fiennes Tiffin (After Everything) Joaquin Phoenix (Joker: Folie a Deux) Jon Voight (Megalopolis) Kelly Rowland (Mea Culpa) King...

 Worst2First: My Most Anticipated Films of Spring 2025 Leading up to what cinemas consider summer (which runs from May to August as opposed to June to August), theaters are going to be popping during the two spring months of March and April! From sequels to war films and some exciting original content, there's something for everyone to see on the big screen in March and April. So here are the ten films I'm most excited to see in March and April of 2025... **THERE WILL BE NO SPOILERS** **DATES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE** #10 Ash March 21 Sci-fi isn't my particularly favorite genre, but I can still appreciate what it has to offer, especially in the horror community. "Alien" is still the standard of sci-fi horror films, and "Ash" looks like an "Alien" type film - a woman alone in the vastness of space after her entire crew is killed, trying to understand what happened when she's rescued by someone that she may or may not be able to trust. Eiza...