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Terrifier 3

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Terrifier 3 Starring Lauren LaVera, David Howard Thornton, Elliott Fullam, Antonella Rose Directed by Damien Leone We all know the Mount Rushmore of horror icons: Freddy, Jason, Michael, Leatherface...icons that have withstood the test of time, as decades pass and people still don their costumes every Halloween. They're the ones who don't necessarily strike fear in our hearts, but ones we have an odd fondness for, villains we oftentimes root for against horny teenagers or unruly youth who invade their property - of course that's not always the case, but as you get older you start feeling more for these villains than their victims in most situations. Since Jigsaw in "Saw" there hasn't been an iconic villain of this caliber, until now. Now we get Art the Clown, this generation's prolific horror icon that's now slayed his way through three major motion pictures and a few shorts that has cemented his legacy in the pantheon of villains, all without saying a

Piece by Piece

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Piece by Piece Starring Pharrell Williams, Morgan Neville, Gwen Stefani, Snoop Dogg Directed by Morgan Neville Musical biopics are bland, stale, and really don't tell anything more than what you can find from a Wikipedia search, and yet they keep churning them out for some inexplicable reason. 2024 alone has three of them - Bob Marley, Amy Winehouse, and now Pharrell Williams - but at least one of them is unique in a sense. Pharrell Williams' "Piece by Piece" is a blend of musical biopic and documentary and is shot using Legos instead of live action, which helps the visual aesthetic but fails to produce anything more than what you'd come to expect, and the medium itself is puzzling in finding its target audience. Chronicling his life from childhood to superstardom, Pharrell Williams shares his experiences from growing up in the ghetto of Virginia, finding faith in church, family, and friends, and exploring his many hobbies, especially music. He forms the group The

Never Let Go

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  Never Let Go Starring Halle Berry, Percy Daggs IV, Anthony B. Jenkins, Matthew Kevin Anderson Directed by Alexandre Aja Upon seeing the trailer for "Never Let Go," I got vibes from different movies like "A Quiet Place" and "Bird Box," and I was mostly right in that regard - it's got the same feel as those movies, but there's something different with "Never Let Go" that those other films didn't have, and that's a sense of continuity. It's a film that leaves too many questions open-ended, and throws away its own rules by the third act for reasons unknown, which is a shame because up to that point I was really invested in the story and the surprises along the way, but ultimately I was left with questions with no answers, no matter where I looked: and while some movies work that way, this one left me more annoyed than intrigued. Living in a shack in the middle of the woods, Momma (Halle Berry) and her twin sons Nolan (Percy Dagg

Transformers One

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Transformers One Starring Chris Hemsworth, Brian Tyree-Henry, Scarlett Johansson, Keegan-Michael Key Directed by Josh Cooley As a child of the 80s "Transformers" was one of my favorite cartoon shows, and the original animated movie is still highly regarded in my opinion (with the best soundtrack ever), and through my adult years Michael Bay has systematically tried to kill my love for the franchise with his abysmal live-action films (fortunately "Bumblebee" righted many of those wrongs). So when I heard they were making an animated prequel movie that essentially came across as a buddy adventure comedy, I was highly skeptical - and while the film itself didn't move me to tears or make me want to see it again, I could appreciate the message it told and found myself entertained by it all. On Cybertron, there's two classes of robots - ones that have a cog and are able to transform, and ones without, who cannot transform and are relegated to the mines to dig up E

Salem's Lot (2024)

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Salem's Lot Starring Lewis Pullman, Mackenzie Leigh, Alfre Woodard, Bill Camp Directed by Gary Dauberman Honestly, I've read only a few novels by the great Stephen King, and have relegated my knowledge of the prolific writer to the films they make from his work. Obviously, something always gets lost in the translation, and there's more bad adaptations than good, but there was a lot of anticipation for "Salem's Lot," based on King's 1975 novel that was once an acclaimed miniseries in 1979 and again in 2004, along with a theatrical sequel. Since 2022 there was rumors of the film being made, but no one knew when - or, considering it's Warner Bros. - if it would be released, but finally the film was set to stream on Max, and it managed to suck all the fun out of it. Ben Mears (Lewis Pullman) is an author who returns to his hometown of Jerusalem, Maine, to research for a new book he's writing when he meets secretary Susan Norton (Mackenzie Leigh), and t

Joker: Folie a Deux

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Joker: Folie a Deux Starring Joaquin Phoenix, Lady Gaga, Brendan Gleeson, Catherine Keener Directed by Todd Phillips 2019's "Joker" was a revolutionary vision for the iconic Batman villain, a role played so perfectly by Joaquin Phoenix that it earned him the Oscar for the performance, one of the only times in Oscar history that the same character has won an Oscar more than once (Heath Ledger's performance of the Joker in "The Dark Knight" also earned an Oscar win). The film was grounded in reality, making Arthur Fleck into the Joker due to society's influence on him and how he was always looked down upon and seen as lesser because of it. It was a deep, dark character study that blended reality and fantasy in ways where you didn't know what was real and what wasn't. The conclusion had me literally on the edge of my seat, not sure where things were going, but knowing it wasn't going to be good - in a good way. The film was perfection, a one-off

Oddity

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Oddity Starring Carolyn Bracken, Gwilym Lee, Tadhg Murphy, Caroline Menton Directed by Damien McCarthy Something I tend to hate in horror films is jump scares, because all too often they're used in place of something really terrifying, something that replaces the exciting for the quick fix, because instinctively you're bound to jump when you hear a screeching noise coming out of nowhere. Yet there's times where jump scares add to the overall unease of a film, and serve as the icing on the cake. "Oddity" is one such film, a claustrophobic blend of murder mystery, supernatural horror and home invasion blended together with the intense jump scares to serve as the denouement. One year after her twin sister Dani (Carolyn Bracken) was murdered in her isolated home, blind clairvoyant Darcy (Carolyn Bracken) travels to Dani's home where her widowed husband Ted (Gwilym Lee) lives with his new girlfriend Yana (Caroline Menton). She brings with her a family heirloom - a